Then last week my Top Ten Finalist PRIZE arrived!
The only way to descibe it: a "Cookbook Kit". Great. I really needed one of those. It was fully generic, no personalization in the cookbook whatsoever, except for the name of the woman at Epicurious who was obviously responsible for ordering it from the Cookbook Kit company. "Specially Prepared for YOU"!
The note reads, "Dear Jill, Congratulations again on being a finalist in the tailgating recipe contest. Enjoy your prizes and thank you for your patience". huh?
This is the e-mail I just sent to Epicurious.com:
Dear Epicurious,
I really have to let you know how utterly dissapointed in the "prize" you sent for the Tailgating Recipe Contest Top Ten Finalists. It wasn't personalized in any way, you didn't give any of the recipe authors/creators any credit, Katie Ghelli's name was on the greeting page and it wasn't even assembled. Prize? Really? Is it made from recycled materials? Can I compost it? Lame. Jilly Gossett
Too harsh?